Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Early the next morning, everyone first had breakfast before they started their respective activities.


They agreed to gather for the dungeon exploration at ten o'clock.


Zheng Cheng left the hotel alone and headed to the Professionists' Guild branch in Weihe Town.


"What? All the swords and other blade weapons are sold out!"


Hearing the explanation from the beautiful missy who worked as the receptionist at the branch's weapon division, Zheng Cheng's eyes widened in disbelief.


The receptionist lady was embarrassed as she said, "Yes, sir, a group of people came yesterday and bought all of our weapons in the entire Weihe Town branch. Maybe you should try looking elsewhere?"


"Well..." The receptionist lady looked embarrassed, "I'm sorry sir, but we need to keep our customer's information confidential..."


Chapter 42 Black Sun Church Mass!