Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Song Chaoyu's eyes were brimming with tears as she said, "I noticed something was wrong yesterday, but my mom was totally convinced and even wanted to drag me to apologize to the messenger of the god. It took a great effort to persuade her!"


"Yesterday that messenger already assigned us a task..."


"They wanted us to start a fire in Weihe Town, causing a disturbance and attracting the attention of the military personnel."


Zheng Cheng wore a strange expression: "What do they want to attract military personnel for?"


"I have no idea..." Song Chaoyu said with a desperate look: "My mom is still inside the Black Sun Church. There are many professionists along with many believers."


"Our task as regular believers is to cause a disturbance in Weihe Town, as for those professionists..."


Zheng Cheng's face finally grew serious.


"Exactly when are they planning to act?"


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