Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"Ah, Brother Cheng! Where did you run off to? I couldn't find you anywhere, and you didn't even respond to my messages... uh..."


Right in front of the dungeon entrance, Chen Xiao was shouting, and suddenly saw Yao Zhixue getting off the car with Zheng Cheng, he immediately shut his mouth.


"Hehehe, Brother Cheng, you're amazing, so you were on a date with Miss Yao..."


Zheng Cheng didn't bother explaining, and just said, "Are you guys ready?"


Cai Shen flexed a little and said, "Don't worry, Brother Cheng, we're all at Level 4 now. We won't hold you back anymore!"


Zhang Ping'an also mentioned, "Brother Cheng, I was rewarded with an alchemy skill in the random rewards after finishing the dungeon yesterday."


"I tried it when I got home, the potions I made will be very useful for us during monster fights."


Zheng Cheng was interested and asked curiously.


Chen Xiao and Cai Shen showed no reaction, meaning they were already aware of it.


Chapter 48 The Characteristics of Random Dissection Technique LV3!