Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

The team's level had risen, especially due to the presence of Zheng Cheng, resulting in rapid progress.


They encountered some fire rats along the way, but they posed no significant threat.


Chen Xiao, at level 4, had spent his 20 free attribute points on increasing his physical constitution, making it a total of 29!


Cai Shen, on the other hand, had split the 12 attribute points he got from leveling up evenly between strength and agility.


He had decided to go down the path of quick attacks.


Since the Big Rooster Ji had good speed and sharp claws, the higher his strength, the greater would be his attack power!


Zhang Ping'an split his 12 free attribute points evenly between stamina and spirit.


Being a non-combat class, skill proficiency was more important than level for him.


He would eventually leave the group and study herbalism on his own.


Here, the difference between high-tier and low-tier classes became evident.


Chapter 49: Hang up the BOSS for me to beat!