Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

In the nick of time, Zheng Cheng deftly avoided the attack with a somersault.


The sharp wooden spike barely missed Zheng Cheng's head, taking with it a few strands of his hair.


A short distance away, Mu Yao cursed under her breath.


She had seized the fleeting moment when Zhao Yunxiao was immobilized, intending to first deal with this troublesome youngster.


Regrettably, she failed, he had managed to evade the assault.


"Isn't this boy some kind of shadow priest? How is his reaction speed so fast? Even faster than the average assassin…"


Suddenly, a figure erupted from the dense overgrowth of vines.


The Qing Gang Sword in his hand flashed with sword light, aimed straight at her chest!


The Qing Gang Sword pierced through, instantly skewering Mu Yao's chest cavity.


Zhao Yunxiao coldly spat out, with a swift swing, his Qing Gang Sword slashed diagonally and severed the entire left arm of Mu Yao.


Chapter 55: Void Fire Burns Mu Yao to Ashes!