Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

With a horrifying scream from Shui Ling, another cluster of illusory flames began to dance on her body.


Her entire body, seemed like a large snowball thrown into a hot frying pan, instantaneously exploding.


The sizzling burning sounds kept ringing, and dense clouds of foul smoke rose and shrouded half the camp.


It burns by using the spiritual fluctuations of living beings as fuel.


Even if Shui Ling's body is covered in slime and a large amount of water poured on her, she still can't stop the burning of the void fire.


The slime that made up her body began to solidify at a speed visible to the naked eye, then cracked and turned into powder.


"You damned brat! I'll kill you! I'll kill you!"


Her bloated body began to surge wildly, her tentacles flailing frantically.


She brutally smashed the several guards held in her tentacles onto the ground, turning them into meat pulp.


Chapter 56 I swallow, I swallow, I swallow!