Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

In the makeshift infirmary, Zheng Cheng walked in carrying some freshly bought fruits.


Pu Jia quickly sat up, threw away his phone and laughed sheepishly, "Ah, you shouldn't have. Why did go to the trouble of buying something…" 


Saying that, Zheng Cheng discreetly handed over a box of Huazi cigarettes.


Yao Zhixue's expression remained unchanged, as if she hadn't seen anything.


Pu Jia swiftly hid it under his blanket and gave a thumbs-up, "The lad is teachable, no wonder Yunxiao has taken a shine to you."


Zheng Cheng brought over two stools, and he and Yao Zhixue each took a seat.


"Just call me Old Jia!" Pu Jia chuckled. "Once you're in the Night Watchman Division, we're all one big family."


"Yunxiao may seem cold on the surface, but she cares about you all more than anyone else."


Chapter 70: You're not Song Chao Yu! You are the Lord of the Black Sun!