Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Lian Yiqing was panting lightly, her eyes spinning back rapidly, returning to their normal appearance.


Opposite her, Song Zhaoyu appeared even more fatigued.


She completely collapsed on the couch, drenched in sweat.


There were strands of hair sticking to her forehead, her eyes tightly shut, and beads of sweat on her nose.


Her cherry lips trembled slightly, as if going through a nightmare.


Taking a deep breath, Lian Yiqing stood up and opened the door.


Waiting outside, Zhao Yunxiao quickly approached, asking, "How was it?"


Lian Yiqing nodded and replied, "There is no issue."


"This little girl has passed my soul test. It is indeed her, and I didn't find any signs of possession."


Lian Yiqing interrupted Zhao Yunxiao, "In the depths of this girl's soul, I detected some memory fragments that do not belong to her."


"They're few and chaotic, unable to affect her."


Chapter 71: News about the Secret Realm? She must join the Night's Watch!