Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

She was surprised by the forthrightness of Song Chaoyue.


She subconsciously glanced at Zheng Cheng.


Under normal circumstances, apart from those who come from big families, or those professionists who had been courted by powerful forces in advance, especially the newly born professionists.


Their first reaction when learning that the Night Watchmen were recruiting would be to agree right away.


As government officials, they have generous benefits, bright future prospects, and the guidance of their predecessors, saving them many years of detours.


Especially for common professionists without any background or connections.


Zhao Yunxiao glanced at Zheng Cheng, who wore a helpless expression.


I'm an exception, why are you looking at me?


"You're a smart girl," Zhao Yunxiao said. "Your identity issue will be resolved by the Night Watchmen, don't worry."


Chapter 72: The Treasure that All Professionals Dream of!