Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Zheng Cheng looked peculiar and asked, "Are you sure I need a staff?"


"Well, if you want a sword, I just happen to have one that I used when I was younger. I'll give it to you!"


With that said, Zhao Yunxiao took out a long sword from his inventory and tossed it to Zheng Cheng!


The sword was about three feet long, and the whole body was greenish-blue. It had a sharp blade with dragon patterns carved on the hilt.


The end of the sword was a bloody red, looking like a pulsating ember.


Zheng Cheng strummed the blade on instinct and a sharp ringing sound echoed.


His eyes gleamed, and the specific attributes of the long sword appeared before him.


[Equipment Requirement: LV10, 15 points of Strength, 8 points of Constitution, no profession restriction]


Chapter 77: The Only Occupation in the Whole Xia Country! Upgrade Skills! _2