Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Besides the Scrolls of Town Portal and Ice-attribute Inner Dan, their wager also included a promise.


The loser had to retreat three steps whenever encountering the winner!


However, after recalling the admonitions from his father over the phone, he swallowed his pride and approached.


Opening his mouth, he managed to say, "I'm, I'm sorry!"


Cai Shen looked surprised, his mouth opening in disbelief.


Wang Ning spoke up, "Zheng Cheng, Cai Shen, I've heard all about your clash."


"It was just youthful rivalry. Compared to the rise and fall of the country, the survival of a race, what does it amount to?"


"Liang Feifan has been disciplined. After all, you are colleagues who will have to work together in the future."


"Considering his sincere apology, can we consider this matter resolved?"


Cai Shen wanted to object, but was held back by Zheng Cheng.


Chapter 77: The Only Occupation in the Entire Xia Country! Upgrade Skills!_3