Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Song Chaoyu's delicate body trembled, and she subconsciously moved closer to Zheng Cheng.


Yao Zhixue frowned at her again, and Cai Shen chuckled, "The new professional skill I've learned is called 'Poultry Heart'. It allows me to communicate with any poultry-type magical and demonic creatures."


"Of course, it's only simple communication."


"If we ever encounter these monsters, leave them to me!"


Liang Feifan scoffed, "Finding magical and demonic creatures that are chicken, duck or goose - that won't be easy!"


As the two exchanged sharp words, Yao Zhixue said, "I'm still at LV9, and can't complete the promotion quest in a short time."


"It's a consecutive quest." Yao Zhixue replied, "I've completed the first stage. The second stage is to find an ice bed crafted from ten-thousand year old profound ice and meditate on it for ten days."


"Sister Yunxiao has prepared it for me."


Chapter 79: Does the New Team Member Want to Try the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique?_2