Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Bai Jingqi turned his gaze to Zheng Cheng.


"Me?" Zheng Cheng came to a realization: "Targeting me?"


Bai Jingqi said: "Specifically targeting you."


"Under normal circumstances, a lowly three-star Professionist like you doesn't qualify to cooperate with us."


"Even if your abilities are a bit unique, they might still be effective against lower-level monsters and demons."


"But once you encounter higher-level monsters and demons, their resistance to abnormalities is high, making it difficult for the abilities of low-star Professionists to be effective."


"For the sake of our success in this secret realm dungeon, and also for your own safety, you should withdraw from this secret realm raid and replace yourself with a higher star supportive Professionist."


Before Zheng Cheng could react, Cai Shen got anxious: "What are you guys talking about? How could you question Brother Cheng's strength? If it weren't for him..."


Chapter 79: New team member wants to try the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique? _3