Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Zhao Yunxiao began speaking, and the four of them took their seats.


"Bai Jingqi, do you still have doubts about Zheng Cheng's abilities?"


"Does he truly qualify to enter the secret realm tomorrow?"


Bai Jingqi's lips twitched, saying, "Whatever Captain Yunxiao says is what we will abide by!"


Zheng Cheng also gave this man a higher regard.


He accepted defeat gracefully, didn't talk tough or use his superior position to oppress others, and even better didn't plot anything to take revenge because his dignity has been trampled on.


"Good." Zhao Yunxiao continued: "According to the agreement between your great families and the Night Watchers, each time a copy of the secret realm is attacked, both parties operate independently, each collecting their own spoils."


Chapter 80 Do I Have a Friend? The Rules Between Aristocratic Families and Common People!_3