Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"Moreover, finding a gem within a maze-like vast mine is like trying to reach the sky."


"For the sake of everyone's safety, let's join forces." Zheng Cheng said: "I have a reconnaissance skill that can locate the Heart of the Earth..."


"You're talking about your newly learnt profession skill, aren't you? It can distinguish friend from foe, but its effect is not significant within such a map."


Li Zhen walked over and rejected Zheng Cheng's suggestion outright, saying: "It's not that we don't trust you, but our family has a rule; unless one cannot hold on any longer, one can call for help."


Having said that, he handed over five talismans.


"These are rescue charms. We are ten in total, so each of us has one. If you encounter any insurmountable trouble, tear it open directly and all other charms will respond."


Qin Zheng quietly said from the side: "I also think it would be lively to band together..."


Chapter 82: Enter the Secret Realm! A Powerful Enemy in the Darkness!_2