Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

A group of ten people, led by Wang Ning, walked along the mining tunnel, their surroundings revealing traces of recent mining.


Zheng Cheng asked curiously, "Brother Wang, this mining tunnel is newly dug, right?"


"Hmm." Wang Ning nodded, "The mine was bombed by Fire Sheep, an elemental deity under the control of Lords of Dark Sun, during the capture attempt."


"We hired three earth magicians to reopen the rubble-filled tunnel and clear this passage."


"The secret realm is just ahead, we're almost there."


They turned a corner in the mine and saw a milky-white light gate in front of them.


The light gate looked similar to a dungeon entrance but didn't seem very stable.


The surrounding light gate swayed slightly, as if it could dissipate at any moment.


After investigating, Wang Ning said, "This entrance to the secret realm will last for about four more days. After you complete the task, rush to the entrance as fast as you can."


Chapter 82: Enter the Secret Realm! A Powerful Enemy in the Darkness!