Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Soon, Zhao Yunxiao reported the intelligence she had gathered to Shen Nanfeng.


"Ghost Day? Worldly Mysteries? The daughter of the Master of the Dark Day?"


Shen Nanfeng sounded surprised, "What's your plan?"


"I plan to join forces with Zhao Feng."


Zhao Yunxiao said, "The memory of the Master of the Dark Day's ruined soul mentioned by Song Chaoyu had a damaged Worldly Mystery. It seems to be related to this Ghost Day operation."


Shen Nanfeng continued, "Only you and Meng Fusheng there, your numbers are too few."


"Xu Qingfeng, Jia Peidong, and Zhu Lianghao have left the Alien Battlefield. I asked them to come assist you."


"So soon?" Zhao Yunxiao asked in surprise, "Isn't there still a month or two left?"


"Xu Qingfeng is close to breaking through!"


Shen Nanfeng added, "One step closer and he'll break into the Epic Level."


Chapter 81: The Lord of the Black Sun Has a Daughter? The Dragon Vein, Qin Zheng! _3