Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

The three half-beastmen, with sharp tusks, immediately roared in fury. They rushed over to the old half-beastman's corpse and began to shake it violently.


But no matter how hard they shook him, they couldn't wake the elder.


One of the half-beastmen stood up, took a horn made of bone from his waist, put it in his mouth and blew on it with all his might.


A series of cold and majestic horns echoed through the labyrinthine caverns that crisscrossed like spider webs.


Team after team of half-beastmen followed the horn's guidance and chased after Zheng Cheng and the others.


There were at least several hundred of them!


Less than half an hour later, Zheng Cheng, who was moving forward in the cave, suddenly stopped, his eyes slightly changing.


Chapter 86: Explosive Increase in Power! Cliff Terror!_2