Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

As he collected the corpses of half-beastrace beings along the way, he also amassed quite a number of weapons crafted by the dwarf tribe!


After devouring the heart blood of thirty dwarves, the strength of Zheng Cheng burst to 85 points. Swinging the wolf tooth stick in his hand felt as easy as brandishing a wooden club.


The storm of steel formed by the wolf tooth sticks easily sent the blocking half-beastrace flying.


Then, like a tiger among a flock of lambs, he effortlessly cleaned up these blockades of half-beastrace.


A few minutes later, the corpse of these half-beastrace fell into his space ring once again.


Cai Shen's eyes widened in disbelief, "Brother Cheng, why are you so awesome?"


Liang Feifan was also incredibly shocked.


Zheng Cheng was just an LV10 Priest, how could he be so strong?


Waving the wolf tooth stick, he wiped out over a dozen of half-beastrace, like chopping vegetables?


Chapter 86: Power Surge! Cliff's Shock!_3