Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Li Zhen immediately said, "You saved our lives. These Black Sludge Fishmen can take as many as they want."


"As for your proposal just now, we agree too!"


At Zheng Cheng's command, everyone immediately sprang into action.


Qin Zheng, Yao Zhixue, Cai Shen, and Li Zhen were going to assist Bai Jingqi.


He, on the other hand, was going to rescue Li Jiao with Song Chaoyu and Liang Feifan.


After both groups complete their tasks, they would regroup and seize the Heart of the Earth!


Just as Zheng Cheng was about to collect the fishmen corpses, Cai Shen ran back into the pile, searching for something.


"Chicken, what are you up to? Rest up. You still need to help Bai Jingqi!"


"Brother Cheng! Come and see this, these fishmen corpses also have gems!"


An interest sparked in their eyes, and they all rushed over to search.


As expected, some fishmen had greyish beads hanging around their necks.


Upon closer inspection, it was indeed a special gemstone!


Chapter 89: Void Fire Burning Body Art LV3! New Features!