Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

During the resting period, Zheng Cheng ate from the heart of the Black Sludge Fishman until he reached his limit.


His agility then surged by 60 points, and his spirit also increased by 30 points.


Even his poison resistance increased again by 30%.


Most importantly, his underwater breathing ability also increased by 30%!


Together with the underwater breathing potion he had acquired from Li Zhen and the others, he could float in the water as a half-fishman.


Moreover, he swallowed the gallbladders of the two Black Water Snakes.


His spirit again increased by 6 points, agility by 3 points, and poison resistance by 4%.


And his male function... also improved by 2%!


Last but not least, he consumed the heart blood of the half-beastman to its maximum level.


His constitution increased by 30 points!


Strength also again increased by 30 points!


Chapter 89: Void Fire Burning Body Technique LV3! New Features! _2