Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

The river water receded, revealing the cave once again.


A massive Fishman corpse was floating on the river surface.


With the flow of the river, it kept drifting.


"Chaoyu, use your spirit beast to get all the bodies in the river over here."


Song Chaoyu agreed, then immediately manipulated her spirit beast to drag over the Fishman BOSS's body, along with a dozen python corpses.


Meanwhile, Zheng Cheng looked up at the gemstones embedded in the cave ceiling.


And the middle one ... the Heart of the Earth?


Zheng Cheng blinked, puzzled, "What's the Heart of the Earth doing here?"


"Nevermind that, let's get it down first."


A crisp voice suddenly echoed in his ears, Li Jiao leaned in and said, "The Heart of the Earth we were looking for is actually here, if we knew, everyone would have come to the river."


Zheng Cheng glanced at her, then his pupils instinctively contracted.


Chapter 93 Li Jiao VS Song Chaoyu? The Powerful Attribute of the Heart of the Earth!