Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"A six-star gem is quite precious in your family too, right?"


As Zheng Cheng pondered over this Heart of Earth, he turned to look at Li Jiao.


Li Jiao blinked in surprise, then said, "Yes, indeed. In our Li Family, only some uncles and senior family members are qualified to set it into their equipment."


"But don't worry, we would not snatch it."


"It was agreed before we entered that whoever finds the spoil of war, gets it."


"Although I saw this Heart of the Earth first, you killed the BOSS and saved me. It rightfully belongs to you."


"A mere six-star gem is not worth our Li Family breaking our oath."


Zheng Cheng satisfied, put away the Heart of Earth.


He had a decent collaboration with Qin Zheng and Bai Jingqi. He wouldn't like any misunderstanding or conflict over a six-star gem.


Suddenly, Song Chaoyu came over and said in a deep voice, "Liang Feifan is missing."


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