Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Zheng Cheng and the others came over to take a look.


As expected, there were indeed numerous large fish belly-up in the previously murky river.


Many river shrimps, crabs, water spiders, and other aquatic creatures were all floating on the river surface, lifeless.


"We might have been poisoned as well, quickly use the antidote!"


"It's useless, the antidote can neutralize the poison, but we're trapped here."


The group panicly took out their antidotes and rushed ashore.


However, Li Jiao was gloomy and said, "We only have three days in the secret realm, we've already spent almost two days here."


"Even though we found the mission item, if we can't get back, sooner or later we're all dead..."


Li Zhen stopped Li Jiao and said, "Don't worry, even if it costs me my life, I'll ensure you get out!"


Zheng Cheng shook his head, "Although the water is poisonous, I have a way for us to move in the water without getting harmed."


Chapter 95: Special Potion! Exposure of Special Ingredients!