Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Zheng Cheng nodded, "There are more than a hundred corpses of the Black Sludge Fishman on the shore, and I killed many more in the river."


"The Black Sludge Fishman pearls found on them, probably over forty."


These more than forty Black Sludge Fishman pearls are actually special ingredients extracted by Zheng Cheng using random dissection surgery.


Originally, he was planning to keep them for sale or exchange for what he needed, or to give them to Chen Xiao and Cai Shen.


But now the mission has encountered difficulties and there's a risk of a total wipeout, so he can only bring them out now to boost the team's power.


He is not worry about attracting suspicion from Li Zhen, Qin Zheng and others.


The entire Black Sludge Fishman tribe has been wiped out now, and he is the only one who has their corpses.


Everyone knows about the special food within the secret realm that permanently increases the four-dimensional attributes.


Chapter 96: Food Allocation! Attack on Song Dynasty in a rainy night?