Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Zheng Cheng's pupils constricted from a distance.


This cave troll… actually managed to vanquish the soul beast formed by the Fishman BOSS, solely by its own strength!


Aren't soul beasts immune to physical attacks because they're made of soul?


Zheng Cheng instinctively turned to ask Song Chaoyu, "What happened to the soul beast of the Fishman BOSS?"


As a succubus, Song Chaoyu could monitor the current status of each soul beast.


Like how their soul energy is faring, when it dissipates, or to command them to do her bidding.


After meditating, Song Chaoyu quickly responded, "It was merely shattered, its soul energy dissipating by about a fifth…"


Her voice barely trailed off when the cave troll, fresh from vanquishing the soul beast of the Fishman BOSS, bellowed out an enraged roar.


Gripping a stone pillar in both hands, it violently swung towards Bai Jingqi, who was leading the charge!


Chapter 98: Besieged? The True Strength of Aristocratic Young Masters!