Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Under the combined powers of Yao Zhixue and Xue'er, a blizzard descended once again from the sky!


A group of half-human creatures were blown about by the blizzard in all directions, including several half-human warriors who were besieging Bai Jingqi and Qin Zheng also affected.


However, the giant python soul beasts controlled by Song Chaoyu showed little effect.


At Song Chaoyu's command, these giant python soul beasts charged forward again.


The obstructing half-human creatures were all knocked flying or killed.


Especially the Fishman BOSS soul beast, its robust size bulldozing and overwhelming everything in its path.


Zheng Cheng followed closely behind, abruptly halting when he was only several tens of meters away from the boulder where Star Sand was located.


He reached out and grabbed, two gigantic copper hammers, each over a person's height appeared in his hands!


These two hammers were the weapons used by the Fishman BOSS earlier.


Chapter 99 Poison in the Water? Go to hell!!!