Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Lord Iron Axe and the demi-humans caught up to the battlefield.


Unfortunately, there was not a single person left standing on the entire battlefield!


Those tribesmen who had stayed behind in the temporary camp to protect Star Sand had all been killed.


Even the followers of Star Sand, warriors from their demi-human tribe, one by one lay fallen on the ground, lifeless.


Lord Iron Axe roared in anger and gritted his teeth: "Star Sand! Where's Star Sand!"


Lord Iron Axe charged towards the rock behind, but all he saw was the body of Star Sand's magical pet, the Gale Demon Wolf.


But there was no sign of Star Sand anywhere.


One of the subordinates suggested, "Lord Iron Axe, maybe Star Sand was taken captive by the humans!"


Chapter 100: The Bloodthirsty Technique! Bai Jingqi who doesn't care about his life!