Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"Damn it! Who? Who dares to injure Captain Yunxiao?"


The faces of everyone present changed, including Yao Zhixue, Zheng Cheng, even Bai Jingqi, Li Jiao, and others, all stood up.


Wang Ning shook his head and said, "People from the Break of Dawn did it."


"Captain Yunxiao and several colleagues from Jin City had gone to investigate the last stronghold of the Black Sun Church but encountered people from the Break of Dawn."


"After a fierce battle, our side was almost wiped out. Fortunately, Captains Xu Qingfeng, Jia Peidong, Zhu Lianghao rushed to the scene in time and repelled the Break of Dawn. Otherwise..."


Zheng Cheng asked solemnly, his tone extremely serious.


"Captain Yunxiao is fine, we have a high-rank priest in the bureau." Wang Ning explained, "She also ordered, that after you return from the secret realm, you need not hurry to see her."


Chapter 104: Power Surge! The Skill Book You Want