Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Li Zhen nodded, "I received a message from home as soon as I left the secret realm, we have to head back as soon as possible."


Li Jiao released Zheng Cheng's arm, adding, "Brother Zheng Cheng, I have to go first, come visit my house later!"


After watching Li Jiao leave, Li Zhen continued, "Zheng Cheng, we've fought side by side as comrades. You have my support if you wish to marry Jiaojiao, but…"


Zheng Cheng hastily replied, "No! If there's any marriage arrangement, she should fulfill it, I would not dare to marry her…"


Li Zhen struggled to hold back his retorts, "Always knew you wouldn't marry her…"


"Zheng Cheng," Bai Jingqi also walked over, "thanks for what you did for Jingsheng."


"And, our agreement inside the secret realm still holds."


"My family didn't consume the Black Sludge Fishman's Pearl. I've already told Li Zhen about it, he doesn't need to pay."


Chapter 104: Power Surge! The Skill Book You Want_2