Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Yang Ru'er was startled and took several stumbling steps back.


Xiao Tianfeng cursed: "What exactly is The Inferior Tribe planning to do! They dare to bring these things from Blue Star..."


"The Blood Guanyin soaked in the race of Xia Country's fresh blood? The Aggression Tower built from the 238 keystones of Blue Star? The Statue of the World?"


Yang Ru'er struggled to breathe, but she still gritted her teeth and said: "Also, the corpses of several Epic Level powerhouses of The Inferior Tribe that died in battles on Blue Star three hundred years ago..."


"The corpses of more than ten Epic Level warriors such as the Rotund Three of the Radiation Ghost Warriors, Mutenshirou of the Triple-headed Demon, and Eastern Razor Shura."


"They...they have been enshrined in the Imperial Shrine, some of the Shrine Professionists said that using soul summoning could revive their bodies to deter the Professionists of the Blue Star..."


Chapter 120: Blood Sacrifice? No such thing! Two hundred little boys!