Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"It requires controlling little over five million half-inferior humans. We just need to keep them on Radiation Island when the time comes."


Xiao Tianfeng glared at Xin Ruhuo, "The Inferior Tribe is known for their fickleness, ungratefulness, and deceitfulness. Are you sure you want to keep them?"


"If we keep them, we risk a rebellion..."


Yang Ru'er interjected, "We are half-inferior humans, not inferior ones!"


Xin Ruhuo nonchalantly said, "I've figured out how to neutralize the threat of the half-inferior humans, you don't need to worry about it!"


"Also, our priority is to discuss how to sabotage the Inferior Tribe's Jade Smash and Blood Sacrifice plans, particularly the latter."


Xiao Tianfeng was undeterred, insisting, "I still want to know how you're planning to handle these five million half-inferior humans!"


"What if some of them harbor ill will or are spies sent by the Inferior Tribe!"


Chapter 120: Blood Sacrifice? No such thing! Two hundred little boys! _2