Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"I have to win this competition, no matter what!"


With Terence's roar, Zhu Chengyu on the other side also struggled.


He was just like Terence, subconsciously clutching his stomach, legs tightly clenched, and his forehead full of cold sweat.


Seeing this, Li Zhen hurried over and whispered, "Chengyu, if you're feeling it, don't hold it in!"


Zhu Chengyu glared at him and said, "Are you kidding me! Just a little stomach trouble is going to make me admit defeat? Impossible!"


"If that big ape Terence isn't giving in, there's no way I'm going to give in!"


"There is no such word as 'surrender' in the dictionary of a soldier!"


Li Zhen was filled with admiration in his eyes, and said, "I admire soldiers the most!"


"You can indeed endure regular gastroenteritis and diarrhea with willpower. But I am afraid..."


Zhu Chengyu asked through gritted teeth, as he felt a swelling in his stomach that seemed to be heading toward a certain place.


Chapter 128: Urgency in the Match? I resisted for twelve seconds!_2