Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"With only two days left for the assessment, of course…" 


"I'm just not sure where that Blood Guanyin is? Damn, we've been looking for it for several days now." 


"That matter's been handed over to the new chief…" 


The newbies scattered as they discussed among themselves. 


Soon, only Terence, still lying in his own filth, was left in the square. 


Plus… a large swarm of mutant flies and mosquitoes attracted by the stench... 


It wasn't until more than ten minutes later that Joseph and his group stealthily approached. 


A water mage immediately summoned a large flood to wash Terence, urging him to leave quickly. 


After a long while, Zheng Cheng, Li Zhen, Qin Zheng, Zhu Chengyu, and Bai Jingqi also gathered together. 


Qin Zheng and Zhu Chengyu still looked very pale, especially Qin Zheng. 


Just as he was pulling in the public toilet, the effect of the Adrenaline Excitement Technique ended. 


In his weakened state, he almost fell into the poop pit. 


Chapter 128: Holding it in during the match? I held it in for twelve seconds!_3