Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

It wasn't until the evening when Zheng Cheng finally caught up with Song Chaoyu, "What's the deal with Jiang Muyun, is she really a 'lily'?"


Song Chaoyu sighed and said, "I used to be very vigilant towards her. Who would've guessed that she would speak to me so cautiously. She agrees with everything I say."


"Even to the point of arguing with Zhixue for my sake. But she doesn't seem like a 'lily'…"


Zheng Cheng was greatly shocked. In all this time, dealing with mother complexes?


Song Chaoyu nodded and said, "It may be because her mother wasn't around when she was young. I got my profession from the Master of Black Sun, so she inevitably…"


Zheng Cheng interrupted Song Chaoyu: "Be careful, Jiang Muyun may not be as sweet and naïve as she appears."


Suddenly someone ran over. It was Li Jiao.


Chapter 129: Jiang Muyun? Blood Guanyin! _2