Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Speakers say it carelessly but listeners take it seriously.


"Attract Blood Guanyin? Isn't Blood Guanyin a lifeless object that is controlled by the Inferior Professionists?"


"Looking at the situation, Blood Guanyin's target seems to be devouring blood meals..."


"If we can lure Blood Guanyin to our ambush location and let others distract the majority of The Inferior Tribe, wouldn't that mean..."


Everyone started talking and pondering upon it.


Zheng Cheng was considering how to attract Blood Guanyin as well, he had to understand what it wanted.


Zheng Cheng's eyes flashed, he suddenly said, "Play the ending of the video one more time!"


Although Zhu Chengyu found it a bit strange, he still opened the video and rewound it a few seconds.


On the projector screen, seven to eight robust arms swept over, and the huge Blood Guanyin statue was also striding towards the videographer.


Chapter 129: Jiang Muyun? Blood Guanyin! _3