Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Under the dim sky, Prince Lie and his attendants listened to the report with a stern expression on their faces.


"Are you saying the Blood Guanyin was just attracted by the aura of the Blue Star professionists, which caused it to deviate from its course? We had to sacrifice two more professionists to regain control?"


The subordinate nervously said, "Now we have fewer than three thousand professionists, but there are a hundred thousand commoners!"


Prince Lie chuckled coldly, "The Emperor has already activated one of the three divine artifacts, the Mirror of Delusion, ordinary people cannot escape the influence of the Mirror."


"And us professionists, we have already sworn an oath before the Emperor that we would rather die than let these damned Blue Star people remain, even if it means being devoured by the Blood Guanyin!"


Chapter 130: Surround and kill Blood Guanyin! Perfect cooperation!