Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

But the looming figure of Blood Guanyin only paused for a moment before it resumed its trek targeting Chicken.


The ordinary scum on the ground scattered and fled, the looming figure of Blood Guanyin was also becoming further and further away from them, lured away by Chicken.


The Prince of Lies roared, immediately leading a large number of scum Professionists towards the direction where Blood Guanyin ran.


A subordinate hastily blocked the Prince of Lie "Prince! What about the Blue Star people of Jiuhucheng?"


The Prince of Lie, the sharp second skull roared, "I'll give you two thousand Professionists and all the ordinary clansmen. Jiuhucheng is for you!"


Having said that, he grabbed with his backhand, and a small piece of broken mirror appeared in his hand.


"This is a fragment of the bewitching mirror, you can use it to control these hundred thousand clansmen."


Chapter 130: Surround and kill Blood Guanyin! Perfect Cooperation! _2