Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

The cultural literacy assessment ended swiftly.


Everyone looked oddly at Zheng Cheng as he descended from the stage. Li Zhen and Zhu Chengyu went up to him.


Zhou Xinyu, Dongfang Yang, and others immediately trailed after them.


Li Zhen asked, "Zheng Cheng, what exactly happened?"


Zheng Cheng replied, "They asked me about my answers and thoughts on the three questions."


Dongfang Yang hurriedly asked, "Why did they only ask you? What was your answer to the third question?"


Zheng Cheng shook his head, "They didn't ask me about the third one, but the first."


Then, everyone quickly recalled the first question.


It read: Five million Half-Inferior Humans intend to align with Xia Country. Do you support, or oppose this?


If you support it, please briefly describe your plan for dealing with the Half-Inferior Tribe.


If you oppose it, please explain your reasoning.


Zhou Xinyu quickly asked, "Did you agree or disagree?"


Chapter 146: The realm of bewitchment, exchanging for perfect level equipment? Zheng Cheng's special reward!