Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Zheng Cheng looked at Ye Xishui, and said solemnly, "I only see the pitiful three million souls trapped inside the Blood Guanyin."


"If one were to blame, blame them for being born into the Half-Inferior Tribe."


"As long as they sincerely join us, they will eventually become part of Xia Country. Why is there a need for pity?"


"At the very least, I have never proposed for their entire tribe to be reduced to prostitutes!"


Zhou Xinyu frowned and said, "This matter pertains to the great plan of Xia Country for the next hundred years. Do not speak without understanding!"


Ye Xishui was somewhat taken aback at the serious expression on Zhou Xinyu's face.


In the many years that she has known him since childhood, she has never seen Zhou Xinyu as serious as he is now!


Zhou Xinyu nodded, "The assessment is about to end soon, the last three elders definitely have something to say."


Chapter 146: The realm of bewitchment, exchanging for perfect level equipment? Zheng Cheng's special reward! _2