Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

The four of them looked at each other, startled to hear such a secret.


With few words exchanged, the special vehicle quickly entered the Night Watcher base.


Under the guidance of Zhao Yunxiao, everyone arrived at another office.


She pulled out a document from under her desk and distributed it to the four individuals.


"From the time you joined the Night Watchers to now, almost a month has passed."


"The incidents with the Black Sun Church, the two tasks in the Moria secret realm, and the merit points you have gained, are all recorded in there."


Hearing this, everyone began to peruse the document.


"Zheng Cheng, after deducting the skill book Blood Poison, you have 5550 merit points left."


"Yao Zhixue, you have about 3000 merit points."


"In addition to the merit points, there are also your individual additional rewards recorded in the documents…"


Chapter 147: Extra Reward for the Night's Watchman! Forbid me to use the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique?_4