Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"Terence! Madam Freya has sent word that the night guards in Xia Country have refused our protest!"


Joseph swiftly entered the basement of a mansion, speaking to Terence who was working out at the moment.


Surprised, Terence said, "Didn't the message indicate the objection was from us, the little white horses? They actually refused our proposition!"


Joseph shook his head, "Little white horses? So what? This is Xia Country after all, not Eagle Nation."


Grinding his teeth, Terence even left a handprint on the dumbbell he was gripping.


"Without banning that cursed Zheng Cheng from using the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique, I stand no chance against him!"


Joseph shook his head, "Every year there are newly awakened professionists who obtain all sorts of bizarre skills. I've even heard about a professionist whose skill allows them to absorb luck!"


Chapter 148: The Mutation of Blood Poison! The Terrifying Attribute!