Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Everyone present was buzzing with discussion, but the focus was primarily on Zheng Cheng's Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique.


Many people were secretly proposing to ban this ability of Zheng Cheng's!


The voice of Shen Nanfeng suddenly resounded, instantly silencing all the chattering around.


"Why should the evaluations of our Xia Country's people be influenced by foreign suggestions and objections?"


"Moreover, single player ranking matches simulate real battlefield trials. On the real battlefield, an enemy would resort to any means necessary for victory."


"What is there to fear from a mere debuff skill that causes diarrhea?"


"Are you suggesting that our nation's new generation of professionists can't even overcome this small crisis?"


The speech left the crowd silent, and no one dared to say another word.


A sudden uproar emerged from a nearby stage, the noise of discussion instantly intensifying.


Chapter 150 Summoner's Battle! Defeat You in Your Best Way! _2