Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

As the first round of the competition officially began, on a high platform within the Professionist Guild, more than ten figures were either sitting or standing, looking over at the contestants on the stage not far away.


The figure seated at the very forefront, if Zheng Cheng were here, he would definitely recognize.


The Director of the Night Watch of Chang'an City.


As the Director of the Night Watch, Shen Nanfeng held a very special status and position.


Besides being the Director, he also held the position of Deputy City Defense of Chang'an City.


Even in the military, he held a high position.


Standing behind him was Zhao Yunxiao, her beautiful eyes fixed firmly on the stage.


Next to the two of them sat a middle-aged man dressed in military uniform.


The hearty laughter just now came from him.


"Old Shen, your Night Watch's achievements this year are really impressive, you've claimed three places in the top ten in one swoop."


Chapter 150: The Summoner's Battle! Defeat You in the Way You're Best At!