Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"Lord Louden, have you made your decision?"


Louden indifferently said, "I am in a unique position, I don't have many people on my side, so some matters will have to be entrusted to you."


The shadow chuckled sinisterly, "Rest assured, Lord Louden. Our Dawn Organization has always had a good reputation, hehehe...."


As his words fell, he seemed to recall something, hastily bowing his head to apologize, "I'm sorry, Lord Louden!"


Louden glanced at him indifferently, "You belong to Eagle Nation, not Xia Country, understood?"


The shadow continued, "Lord Louden, what do you want us from Dawn to do?"


"The worldly artifact acquired from the daughter of the Master of the Black Sun, was obtained by a newcomer called Zheng Cheng, I want that worldly artifact!"


Chapter 159: A Professionist as Mysterious as Zheng Cheng! _3