Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"Congratulations to Zheng Cheng! He is the champion of this year's single-challenge college entrance examination!"


"Zheng Cheng is the champion! Did I hear that right!"


"Our school is the champion! Our ancestors must be celebrating in their graves!"


"It's been over three hundred years, this is the first time our school got a championship!"


"Hehehe, this championship won by Zheng Cheng, might be the least competitive one in centuries, the second to fourth place all conceded!"


"No matter what! Zheng Cheng is the champion! The absolute dark horse! Hahaha, I've struck it rich!"


There was a cheer in the audience, some were joyous and others were sorrowful.


Changes were happening quickly on the stage.


Several figures walked over from the rear and spoke a lot of flattering words of congratulations to Zheng Cheng.


Chapter 160 Champion! What exactly is the wonder of the world?!