Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

In a moment of distraction, the Chicken fumbled, nearly tripping and falling to the ground.


The Chicken whipped around, only to see a small skeletal monster with petite wings sprouting from its ribs, standing in front of Huang Jiu.


The monster's slender arm, unbelievably, had pierced straight through Huang Jiu's chest!


If Huang Jiu hadn't pulled the Chicken back just now, it would have been him lying dead!


Only then did the Chicken notice that Huang Jiu, severely injured, had his hands tightly around this strange skeleton monster's hands, not allowing him to escape.


The Chicken roared in rage. With a burst of speed, he lunged towards the monster. His wings flicked sharply, their edges shimmering with a sharp glow, like twin serrated swords, instantly hacking the skeleton monster into four pieces!


Chapter 169: Furious Scrub! The Ghost BOSS!