Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"Two o'clock direction, one thousand five hundred meters away?


A gleam passed through Xu Qingfeng's eyes, he didn't have time to continue lecturing Zheng Cheng, before he disappeared into the direction of the Ghost Crow.


In mid-air, the Spirit Boss's figure began to warp and twist.


Wave upon wave of illusory void fire surged from its body, burning ferociously.


As the flames blazed, its whole body began to shudder in madness.


The souls of the dozen Professionists it had entangled began to scream and shake vehemently too.


Zheng Cheng's void fire incineration spell, targeted its soul directly!


Zheng Cheng loudly shouted towards Yao Zhixue, at this point, a snow-white snowflake-shaped magic shield floated in front of her, constantly blocking the infernal flames coming from the sky.


Chapter 170: Zheng Cheng's Death? Enraged Yao Zhixue!