Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

In the backyard of Beijing National Vocational University, Zhao Zhemei and a few others stood before a detached villa, surrounded by a small garden and sprawling over two hundred square meters.


"Wow... Brother Cheng, your villa is so big...!"


The moment Noob walked through the door, he looked up, his eyes filled with envy.


The villa was two-storied, equipped with regular furniture and appliances, exquisite and complete, spacious enough for over ten people to live.


Zhao Zhemei continued, "Yao Zhixue's villa is next door. They were specifically prepared for you nine-star Professionists."


Yao Zhixue nodded her head and asked, "What did you mean earlier, senior?"


"Why will Zheng Cheng receive quite a number of challenges, aside from the S-class treatment from the university?"


Chapter 180: Zheng Cheng is definitely a nine-star professional divine war priest!