Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Zheng Cheng looked down, Shi He was not far away in the Central Radar Life Monitoring Technique, but rather beside him.


This Priest, Shi He the Zombie General, actually had earth escape abilities!


There was an explosion, and the ground beneath Zheng Cheng's feet suddenly tore apart, a dark blue torso-figure surged out instantly.


Both claws flashed with a mysterious icy light, carrying a massive force towards Zheng Cheng!


And the attack was sinister, it aimed for his lower abdomen.


Too bad, Shi He's speed was indeed fast, but not faster than Zheng Cheng's.


With just a lift of his foot, he stomped down viciously in the direction Shi He had emerged from.


His foot landed directly on Shi He's shoulder, pushing down the figure that had enthusiastically burst out back into the ground.


Shi He's half-body was stamped down by Zheng Cheng with even greater speed.


With one foot rolled, Shi He let out a miserable cry.


Chapter 181: True Identity? Modern War Military Theory!